amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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(via hotboyproblems)

fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

(via outraged)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: stateshamps, via suspend)

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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(Source: spooky-homuras, via thekidtheyallwarnedyouabout)

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via damn-funny)

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(via outraged)

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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(via acomas)

(Source: rynocerocket, via feat)

(via outraged)